You Might Be A Democrat…

you think we should give up our liberty to find terrorists,

you agree taxes should be higher but don’t actually pay any yourself

you have to buy a valentine for yourself from your cat

you think the Free Market is where they hand out free food

you are a member of the media

you take voting advice from a celebrity

you have voted in every election since 1972 even though you died in 1968

you think that there should be labor unions

your gender is something other than Male or Female

you burn down your own house and blame it on someone else to get attention…